Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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