he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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