Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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