How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis