she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.