The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.