i will never coherently bang her
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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