he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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