nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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