A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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