I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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