I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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