You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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