Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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