I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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