considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper