You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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