Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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