WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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