? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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