I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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