google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
why do cheetos always look like penises
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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