Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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