Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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