is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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