Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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