Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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