at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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