Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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