Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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