i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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