I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome