people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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