Where did you get a picture of my penis
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
