We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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