my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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