He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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