so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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