You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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