I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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