i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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