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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just found a bag of teeth...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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