If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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