The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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