Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
did i just pee glitter
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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