WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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