Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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