my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls