hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night