and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha