I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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