roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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