At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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