She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
So many bounce houses so little time
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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