what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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